Fun Penguin Jokes

Penguin jokes are always a good way to make your friends laugh. There are so many different types of penguins that you can joke about, from the Emperor Penguin to the African Penguin. In this blog post, we will talk about some hilarious penguin jokes.


Why did the penguin cross the road?

The penguin was in a hurry to get to the other side.


What do you call it when there are two big icebergs?

A pair of ice cubes!


Penguin Jokes

What do you call it when there are two big icebergs?

A pair of ice cubes!


What is a penguin’s favorite drink?

Water. The Penguin is always cool, calm, and collected!


Why do penguins have black and white feathers?

They’re the colors of their environment – (The cold, dark Antarctic!)

Penguin Jokes

What’s a Penguin’s favorite relative?

Aunt Arctica

Penguin Jokes

Where do Penguins go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store!

Penguin Jokes

What’s black, white, black, white, black, white?

A Penguin rolling down a hill!

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What’s even smarter than a talking Penguin?

A spelling bee!

Penguin Jokes

What’s black and white and red all over?

An embarrassed Penguin!

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Where do Penguins go swimming?

In the south pool!

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Which fish do Penguins eat late at night time?

Starfish!

Penguin Jokes

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