10 Fun Penguin Jokes How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! What do Penguins like to eat? Burrrrrrritos! What’s a Penguin’s favorite relative? Aunt Arctica Where do Penguins go when they lose their tails? To a retail store! What’s black, white, black, white, black, white? A Penguin rolling down a hill! What’s even smarter than a talking Penguin? A spelling bee! What’s black and white and red all over? An embarrassed Penguin! Where do Penguins go swimming? In the south pool! Which fish do Penguins eat late at night time? Starfish! Enjoy The Top 10 Most Funniest Penguin Videos Do you have a favorite Penguin joke? Please add to the comments below.